everything-fuckable:

I don’t think I have laughed so hard in my life. Wait till the end… XD

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(vía jjprentiss)

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

(vía dearmaria-countmeout)

(vía f79)

I am Scottish. I can complain about things,  I can really complain about things now.

(Fuente: rubyredwisp, vía liamdryden)

oiabm:

plantmandotexeretired:

orevet:

gentlemanbones:

jawnsolo:

baturday:

Baby bat gets the hiccups

i giggled like a schoolgirl

"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."

"I really did not mean to do that."

Baby baaats.

GOOD GOD

(vía i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

(vía sociopathtimelady)

johnny-depplyloveyou:

johnnysboots:

Happy Birthday, Tim Burton! (August 25th, 1958)

"I’ve always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they’d still say I’m a dark personality."

Happy Birthday, Tim!

(vía dearmaria-countmeout)

(Fuente: loveatomb, vía thefrench-mistake)

standupandkeepgoing:

keep—smiling—darling:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

I still love this.

(Fuente: sizvideos, vía lulastik)

"There was a young man Everyone thought was quite handsome so he tied up his face and held it for ransom"